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Name: Cathryn
Location: Houston, Texas, United States
Birthday: 12/13/1979
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Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Self Pleasure Game
By: Cathryn Marie
4/5/06 - 11:00 am
 
DISCLAIMER: My stories are F I C T I O N!! So simmer down!!
 
I know I'm wrong for invading her privacy, but she leaves her blinds open all the time, she has to want someone to see her; just call me nosey. Today was different though, she was walking around in a white bra, with pink ruffles around the trim and a pair of white boy shorts with some sort of rhinestone design on the left side; her body was beautiful. The boy shorts were tight around the ass and had a unique cut to it so that her ass cheeks hung out the bottom, her ass isn't as big as Buffie the Body's, but it has a cute little heart shape thing going on. I was so memorized I didn't realize she was looking back at me, I'm so embarrassed. I wasn't looking at her with the intent of being a pervert, I'm just nosey as fuck. She began to smile at me, she has a beautiful smile and her eyes have this warm feeling when looking into them. She stood in front of her window facing my direction even more, put her hand on her hip, looked up an down at her body, then eyes were back on me, asked me if I liked what I saw with her eyes. I blinked and took a deep swallow, is she serious? I shook my head and she just smiled even harder.
 
What am I doing? What is wrong with me? I'm not gay but I can't stop looking at her. All of a sudden I my pussy starts throbbing, what the fuck? Still looking at her, she starts caressing her breast in her bra and gives me a smirk. I look down towards my pussy and question what it's doing down there. I look back up at her window, I didn't think I looked away that long but I guess I did because she wasn't in front of the window anymore, she was pushing a black leather chair, with arm rest, on wheels to the window, a black sharpie in her mouth and a white legal sized note pad on the chair. Once she positioned the chair in front of the window, she took the sharpie out of her mouth and along with the note pad, put them on the floor. She sat down in the chair and ran her right hand up and down her right thigh. What did this lady think she was doing? She stood up again, left foot pivoted in front of the right with most of her weight on her right leg, a sexy type pose. Switched the weight to her left leg and put her hand on her left hip. She was smiling the whole time, even tossed her hair back some, I couldn't tell if it were a weave or her own hair, but it was long. her facial features were very striking, she had to be a model.
 
She then turned around, hiked her right knee onto the chair and bent slightly over, with her hands on the arm rests. She looked over her left shoulder back at me and stuck her tongue out, licked her lips and winked at me. She was turning me on, I could feel my pussy getting moist, clit throbbing and nipples getting hard. I just stood there gazing at her beautiful ass in those boy shorts, by this time they had made their way into the crack of her ass a little more. She began to move her hips clockwise; putting on a show for me. I was almost upset when she stopped, with her back still to me, she reached down and grabbed the sharpie and note pad. She wrote down something and turned back around, held the paper up. "Sit down & enjoy the SHOW". Ok, this is too much for me, I can't do this. I had an R. Kelly moment, "My minds's telling me noooooooo, but my body, my body's telling me yesssssss!!" I looked around for something to sit down on so that I could do as I was instructed, enjoy the show. The closet thing to me was my boy friends piano leather piano stool, fuck it!! I sat down in front of my window, as she did the same; thank God we were on the 3rd floor and had the only apartments with windows facing out, so many men would be so happy to us.
 
She sat back in the chair and held another sign up, "Take off your pants". I look down at my black skin tight jeans with brown trim and thought about it. I looked back at her and she smiled and nodded at me, as if to say "It's ok". I stood up and began to take my pants of, feeling rather silly I might add. I slid my pants off and revealed my black "Virgo" printed thong - yes I'm a Leo but the Virgo one's were so cute. I sat back down and looked back at her, at this time she placed her right leg on the right arm rest and the left leg on the left arm rest, both feet dangling in the air on each side. She took her right hand, put it in her mouth to moisten her fingers, pulled her boy shorts to the side with her left hand and started rubbing her clit with recently moist fingers. I could see her body squirming in the leather chair, her back arching and ass lifting. She motioned for me to join her but I froze, just sat in awe at what she was doing and how she had my body feeling. She put her index and middle right fingers into her pussy and opened her mouth as if to let a relief of satisfaction out. She then took her left hand and raised it above her head, slightly bent it and ran her hand through her hair, arching her back even more and moving her fingers in and out of her pussy really fast. With her left hand sliding down to her breast, she cuffed the left one and pinched her nipple through her bra, she then started massage her left titty, all while still fingering her pussy. She pulled her feet in together and placed then in the middle of the chair, sort of Indian style, in a diamond shape, not taking her fingers from her pussy or breast though. She reached over to her right breast and pulled it out so that it sat on the outside of the bra, her areola was not too big, not too small, not too dark and not too light - perfect. I began to drool while looking at all she laid out for me to view. The thought came across my mind to join her with the self pleasure game, but I didn't want to miss anything she was doing. 
 
Suddenly I heard keys in door, I jumped up, gave her one last look over and closed the blinds so no one could see that I was being a naughty girl. I quickly put my pants back on and at that very moment, my boy friend walked in, smiling and happy to see me. I ran to him, kissed him and told him how much I missed him.
 
HIM: How was your day, beautiful?
ME: Just fine, didn't do much of anything
 
We shared more conversation about our day and moved our way into the kitchen so we could decide what to eat for dinner when there was a knock at the door, no one ever knocks at our door. I run to the door, I'm floored to see that it is HER, what was she doing here? She stood at my door way in a black trench coat, black high heels and hair pinned up. I just stood there with my mouth open, shaking my head.
 
HER: You closed the blinds before I was through.
ME: *frantic* My boy friend is home, I'm sorry, I don't know what I was doing it was so out of character for me. You have to go.
HER: Boy friend, aye? Think he would mind us putting on a show for him?
 
She winked at me when she said that and walked through my front door.
 
To Be Continued...Maybe =)


Tuesday, April 04, 2006

 
 Loving Every Inch
By: Cathryn Cornelius
4/4/06 - 10:30 pm
 
You surprised me with by coming home early today. I was in the shower doing a little maintenance to my love below, a lil trim here a lil trip there, when you pulled back the purple velour shower curtain.
 
ME: *screech* What are you doing, Babe?
YOU: I missed you. I know you had an emotional night last night and I wanted to be home with you.
ME: awww, you're so kind. I love you too.
YOU: I love you more!! So what do you call yourself doing?
ME: Making "her" pretty for you.
YOU: For me? Let me take a look.
 
You through me off by stepping into the shower with all of your clothes on, taking the green razor from me and kneeling down in front of me; a smile came upon my face. The shower head had the water running on my back, I moved it to the left so that it would hit the wall and not be in your way. You lifted my right leg and placed it on the tub so you could get a good look at "her". You picked the shower creme can up, extended your right hand and cuffed my pussy from below, but changed your mind. You put the can down and proceeded to push my clit up towards me and began to lick her. Man, she was throbbing something serious!!
 
ME: Dayum, Baby, that feels sooooo good.
 
You don't say anything, just continue to lick my clit. Tongue was moving so fast, it seemed motorized or something. With my right leg still on the tub, you came up, put my right leg down and lifted the left leg onto the soap dish and began to finger my pussy. Even though we were in the shower, it was clear that she was wet for you. You looked me in the eyes and as I began to say something, you told me, "shhhhh". I almost fell when you put your whole face into my pussy, you were moving your head around and licking my pussy as if your name was TOOKIE and it was your last meal. After 10 minutes of being pleased to the point of no return, you stopped and looked at me smiling. You wanted to make love to me in the shower, but with no condom near by, we both knew that was a no, no.
 
YOU: Turn off the water and come with me
 
I did as I was instructed. I was looking for my big blue shower towel, but you lifted me up and carried me into the room. You knew I'd be pissed later about the water every where. You laid me on the bed, started taking off your wet clothes and began to lick the water off of me. It was HEAVEN. You kissed every inch of my body and oh my god, it was lovely!!! You turned me on my back and caressed my back, kissed my shoulder blades and whispered how much you loved me.
 
ME: Well, why don't you show me.
 
That's all it took for you to reach into my top night stand drawer and pull a condom out. Sitting on the edge of the bed in front of me, I was able to see that your dick was so fuckin hard, dayum it was pretty. I had to taste it before you put the condom on. I rolled back over, facing you reached out for your dick as you tried to put the condom on and began to make love to your dick with my mouth. Man, I wanted you deep in my mouth the way you go deep into my wet pussy. I began to suck the tip of your dick the way you love me to. With my lips pushed together like a fish I sucked your dick like never before, the taste of your pre cum got me wetter. I allowed my mouth to gather more fluids in it so that it would be wet like my pussy was. I began to suck your dick fast, licking the tip of your dick as I reached the top each time and closing my mouth tighter as I reached the bottom. My tongue roaming around in my mouth as I sucked your dick became too much for you, you started popping your toes, reaching for the king size pillow on our bed and making fists with your hands. My knowing I was making you feel good turned me on. With you still sitting on the edge of the bed, I got up and began to straddle you, didn't sit on your dick just yet but you got the drift; you hurried and put the condom on.
 
With my naked body against yours, holding you real tight, I began to ride up and down on your dick, tightening my pussy walls around your dick as you went in each time. I wrapped my legs around your body and began to move faster and faster, you could hear swishing noises from my pussy, she's so wet. You stand up and lay me back on the bed, spread my legs apart and push them up to my shoulders. Looking at your body as you stand over me I run my right hand across your beautiful chest. You pulled your body in closer to mine and began to fuck me, yes FUCK me! I began to scream your name and ask you not to stop. After about 10 mins of fucking me in that position, you take my left leg and swing it to the right side so that my legs are together, you began to rub my clit and start pounding my pussy; in and out, in and out!! *smack* With your left hand you smack my ass, I love it when you do that shit. I guess that position got boring, you suddenly ask me to get on my knees. With your dick still inside of me, I twist around and get on my knees, I'm guessing you wanted to feel all that my pussy had to offer you. I began to move my hips and fuck you back as you open my pussy wider by spreading my lips and fucking me like no tomorrow. I feel you in my stomach, dayum your dick is so HUGE. You began to slow yo because you're about to cum, and you're not ready to yet. You want us to cum together and as good as it feels, I'm not there just yet. The slow grinds and different angles you begin to hit helped the process though. I tighten my pussy around your dick as you go in and out, I'm feeling it now, boy am I EVER feeling it now!! I can't remember the last time I came so hard, you began to start fucking me hard and within the next 5 minutes you tell me you're cumming, you must have read my mind because you pull out, start taking the condom off, jack off your dick a lil as I turn to face you and began to suck the tip of your dick hard. You cum in my mouth, I'm still sucking though, I want every last drop. When I feel I have it all, I give the tip one last good hard suck and swallow, you begin to tremble a little and tell me you can't take it.
 
ME: Dayum, Baby, you taste so fuckin good.
YOU: *heave*  *heave* *heave*
ME: It's okay sweetie, just lay here while I get a towel.
 
I begin to walk to the bathroom and smile as I think of the cream feast I just had. Ingredients to my lovely treat, water and pineapples. *smilez*


Sunday, April 02, 2006

Sunday, April 2, 2006
10:37:55 AM EDT  
 
http://www.myspace.com/cathryn79 new pics added, thanx =)
 
FUCK, it's been a LONG as time!! Almost a freakin month...I was asked a few weeks ago to write in this mug, but got too lazy..lol..I have my PC @ the new apartment now so maybe I'll start writing more....New apartment you ask?..For those of you who didn't read between the fine print, I live with Brian and his apartment has become OUR apartment, lol...It's cool, we're still rolling...We have our moments, but overall we love one another to death and we want nothing but to keep this relationship going..He's good to me, I'm good to him...We bump heads mainly because I'm stressed out from being in this house all the time..I haven't been working in a few weeks now and the shits getting to me...I can't not do anything, I have to be doing something with myself or something....His brother was here with us these past 4 days or so, he's a rather cool guy, real polite and nice...We all went to red lobster, yes..the place I HATE!! I was forced to order food, lol...I've never been a red lobster fan man!!....
 
Brian and I have been making our lil apartment into a home, shits cool...We are outgrowing it though and I can't wait to get a 2 bedroom...B feels I should be enjoying not working and allowing him to take care of me, I just can't so he kinda feels I'm ungrateful..I respect and appreciate that he wants to just take care of me, but I'm submitting a whole lot...Normally I'm the one in charge and I can't be that way..I have to get some back bone, soemtimes it seems as if I'm not a strong enough woman for him....But thats how I know I'm in a REAl realtionship...In the past I'm quick to bounce and not look back, I can't leave this man for NOTHING!!...It came a time where he thought he wanted to let go, but he can't either....We share a deep connection, overall I give him what he wants and he gives me what I want...I will admit I haven't been myself lately and been allowing little things to get to me, but he understands I'm fucking bugged out..Not to mention I went to the heart doctor the other day and the asshole pissed me off....Oh, speaking of heart doctors, I had my 1st civilized convo with Adrian (the fool I got sick behind), I got a lot of my unanswered questions answered!..Can't go into more detail because I still have yet to talk to Brian about this (we had a disagreement the night I wanted to  talk to him and I just haven't brought it up again since), but overall you can say I have my closeure with him.
 
Okay, so the other night, well after 12am EST time, I sent out a message to everyone on my yahoo buddylist telling them that I was knocked up, lol..Yup, April FOOLS!!  Man, shit was CLASSIC!! Shit was ruined for a moment in the chat room, but I kept it going in IMs and yahoo..lol...My sisters co worker said he was gonna kick my azz...Rebirth was like OMG, lol!!...WHEW!!...
 
An ATL Man: congrats Cathy
An ATL Man: I found out i'm gonna be a father also
ImPullinCards: SHE'S GONNA HAVE AN EVIL BABY
ixi cathryn ixi: thanxxxxxxxxxxxxx u guys
ixi cathryn ixi: =)
Nashleysgarden: QQ'n @ FRANK
ixi cathryn ixi: wtf @ frank
ixi cathryn ixi: QQn
ImPullinCards: ITS GONNA RIP OUT ONE OF HER OVARIES WHEN IT IS BIRTHED
ixi cathryn ixi: whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ixi cathryn ixi: ok...mine is an april fools joke..east coast time
ixi cathryn ixi: QQn @ frank
ixi cathryn ixi: QQn
An ATL Man: me too
ixi cathryn ixi: lmaooooooooooo
ixi cathryn ixi: oh
An ATL Man: you stealer
ixi cathryn ixi: lmaoooooooooooooooo
An ATL Man: lollllllllllllllllllll
ImPullinCards: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ixi cathryn ixi: _________________________________________
ixi cathryn ixi: ; jgm
ixi cathryn ixi: ;gjdfkl
An ATL Man: damn
ixi cathryn ixi: ;dk bl;f
An ATL Man: lol
An ATL Man: asobuagoij
ixi cathryn ixi: g'nl.
An ATL Man: ago9uaovuagoh
ixi cathryn ixi: lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ixi cathryn ixi: ______________________________________
An ATL Man:
stole my damn joke
Trav1220:
SHIT I COULDNT EVNE JOKE LIKE THAT
An ATL Man:
LOLLLLLLL
Trav1220: WHAT IF SOMEONE GOT PREGNANT
ImPullinCards: THATS FUNNY TRAV
ImPullinCards: CUZ I WAS FINNA SAY
ImPullinCards: WATCH THE CONDOM BREAK @ CATHY
ixi cathryn ixi: ctfuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
ImPullinCards: AND SHE GONNA BE KNOCKED UP FOR REAL
Trav1220: CAUSE I WOULD BE HOT IF I HEARD A GIRL WAS PREGNANT
Trav1220: I AINT READY TO BE A DADDY
Trav1220: I JUST FIGURED OUT HOW TO TAKE CARE OF ME
ixi cathryn ixi: my bf pulls out when he nutz n the condom
An ATL Man: LOL@ Trav
Trav1220: I CANT BE TAKEN CARE OF NO BABY
 
 Ixi cathryn ixi [11:35 P.M.]:   so u wont hear it later down the line from others..Im knocked up =)
"AngelaMiller" [11:35 P.M.]:  FROM OTHERS?
"AngelaMiller" [11:35 P.M.]:  WHO ELSE KNOWS BITCH
Ixi cathryn ixi [11:36 P.M.]:  mofos been talkin...well ppl n the houston room know
"AngelaMiller" [11:36 P.M.]:  OH
"AngelaMiller" [11:36 P.M.]:  HOW THEY KNOW?
Ixi cathryn ixi [11:36 P.M.]:  and my bf eb0nie n cali
Ixi cathryn ixi [11:36 P.M.]:  brian told them..he's all happy
"AngelaMiller" [11:36 P.M.]:  WHEN DID U FIND OUT?
Ixi cathryn ixi [11:36 P.M.]:  wed..when i went to the docs
"AngelaMiller" [11:36 P.M.]:  OH I FIND OUT 2 DAYS LATER
"AngelaMiller" [11:36 P.M.]:  TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"AngelaMiller" [11:36 P.M.]:  FUCKING DAYSSSSSSSSSSSSS
"AngelaMiller" [11:36 P.M.]:  OMG I HOPE U HAVE THE WORSE LABOR AND AN EPIDURAL DONT WORK
"AngelaMiller" [11:37 P.M.]:  CONGRATULATIONS, I HOPE ITS A GIRL
Ixi cathryn ixi [11:37 P.M.]:  lmao..we want a girl
"AngelaMiller" [11:37 P.M.]:  I HOPE IT IS A GIRL
"AngelaMiller" [11:37 P.M.]:  YALL SHOULD NAME HER NAKIAH
Ixi cathryn ixi [11:37 P.M.]:  aaliyah
"AngelaMiller" [11:37 P.M.]:  :/
"AngelaMiller" [11:37 P.M.]:  I SAID
"AngelaMiller" [11:37 P.M.]:  NAKIAH
Ixi cathryn ixi [11:37 P.M.]:  its what he wants
Ixi cathryn ixi [11:37 P.M.]:  lol
Ixi cathryn ixi [11:37 P.M.]:  lmao
"AngelaMiller" [11:38 P.M.]:  WELL U WANT ALOT FROM HIM
"AngelaMiller" [11:38 P.M.]:  AND UNTIL THEN
"AngelaMiller" [11:38 P.M.]:  ITS NAKIAH
"AngelaMiller" [11:38 P.M.]:  SELFISH BASTID
Ixi cathryn ixi [11:38 P.M.]:  lmaoooooooooooo
"AngelaMiller" [11:38 P.M.]:  SO WHEN'D U GET KNOCKED UP
"AngelaMiller" [11:38 P.M.]:  ??
Ixi cathryn ixi [11:39 P.M.]:  fuck..u would be the one person to ask hella questions
Ixi cathryn ixi [11:39 P.M.]:  just leave me alone!!
Ixi cathryn ixi [11:39 P.M.]:  shit!!
"AngelaMiller" [11:39 P.M.]:  FUCKING EMOTIONAL HORMONAL ASS
Ixi cathryn ixi [11:39 P.M.]:  im fuckin lyin..april fools east coast bitch
Ixi cathryn ixi [11:39 P.M.]:  ctfuuuuuuuuuuuu
"AngelaMiller" [11:39 P.M.]:  OH
"AngelaMiller" [11:39 P.M.]:  :/
"AngelaMiller" [11:40 P.M.]:  THAT BLOWS
Ixi cathryn ixi [11:40 P.M.]:  bitch..if u could see all the IMs I got on yahoo
"AngelaMiller" [11:40 P.M.]:  I BET
"AngelaMiller" [11:40 P.M.]:  IGNANT BASTIDS
 
Okay, and now for the IMs..lol
 
 
cathryn_marie@sbcglobal.net (3/31/2006 11:23:13 PM): since it seems it got out all n the room, fuck it..before anyone else asks...YES, I am pregnant..now stfu about it..thanx
 
 
Timmy Spaulding (4/1/2006 12:59:20 AM): you DO know that the only people that care about you being pregnant are the drama queens, right?
 
 
Que (3/31/2006 11:23:33 PM): LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Que (3/31/2006 11:23:34 PM): dayum!!!
Que (3/31/2006 11:23:41 PM): I didnt even hear about that!!!!
Que (3/31/2006 11:23:44 PM): OMG!!! KAT!
Que (3/31/2006 11:23:48 PM): is it Brians?
Que (3/31/2006 11:23:54 PM): or some other one dem niggas
Que (3/31/2006 11:23:55 PM): LMAOO
Que (3/31/2006 11:24:06 PM): WOW
Que (3/31/2006 11:24:09 PM): WOW
Que (3/31/2006 11:24:14 PM): I wasnt ready for that one, lol
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:25:18 PM): yes it brians fool
Que (3/31/2006 11:26:02 PM): lmaoo oh oh
Que (3/31/2006 11:26:28 PM): well tell dawg i said CONGRATS!
Que (3/31/2006 11:26:55 PM): wow! u didnt swallow that one huh?
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:27:27 PM): lmao..most of it normally gets swallowed
Que (3/31/2006 11:27:55 PM): LMAOO
Que (3/31/2006 11:28:02 PM): oh shit! he must not have toxic nut
Que (3/31/2006 11:28:04 PM): LMAO
Que (3/31/2006 11:28:19 PM): wow
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:28:44 PM): lmaooooooooo
Que (3/31/2006 11:29:56 PM): well, im happy for u KaT
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:30:05 PM): thank uuuuuuuuu
Que (3/31/2006 11:31:06 PM): Are u eggcited? Or kinda like.....
Que (3/31/2006 11:31:10 PM): damn, im pregnant!
Que (3/31/2006 11:31:12 PM): lol
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:32:10 PM): im very happy
Que (3/31/2006 11:34:52 PM): kool!.......
 
Que (4/1/2006 10:04:37 PM): LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Que (4/1/2006 10:04:47 PM): I SO HATE CHO LIL SKINNY EVIL ASS!!!!!!!!
 
 
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:26:30 PM): shit bitch i didnt know
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:26:36 PM): congrats
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:27:10 PM): thank u
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:27:39 PM): awwwww your gonna be a mommy again
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:27:54 PM):
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:28:19 PM): when you find out?
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:28:38 PM): wed...
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:29:18 PM): awwwww
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:29:29 PM): *jumpin up and down*
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:30:11 PM): lol..so silly
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:30:18 PM): not happy?
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:30:37 PM): im very happy..
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:30:45 PM): good me too
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:30:51 PM): lol
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:31:09 PM): you told brian?
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:32:19 PM): yes heffa..we live together..lol
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:33:02 PM): lol
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:33:10 PM): what he say
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:33:23 PM): he's happy girl
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:33:43 PM): awww
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:33:47 PM): im so happy for you
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:33:51 PM):
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:33:56 PM): thanxxxxxxxxxxxx!!
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:34:06 PM): ok, i love u too much to keep playing...april fools whore
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:34:09 PM): east coast!!
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:34:15 PM): you bitch!
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:34:21 PM): you evil bitch
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:34:21 PM): m wejmgndkf
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:34:24 PM): lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:34:30 PM): you evil whore bag bitch
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:34:38 PM): lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:34:40 PM): you slutty whore bitch
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:34:44 PM): ctfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:34:47 PM): i hate you
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:34:52 PM): bitch..im over here DYING!!!
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:35:41 PM): *throwing rocks at your fore head*
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:36:22 PM): hmph
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:36:35 PM): lmaoooooooo
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:36:41 PM): watch you gone really be preg tomorrow
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:36:43 PM): watch
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:36:44 PM): fuckin nate Imed me..congrats coochi
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:36:44 PM): watch
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:36:48 PM): lmaooooooooooo
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:36:53 PM): ctfuuuuuuu @ you]
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:38:46 PM): im so mad at you still
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:38:47 PM): lol
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:40:26 PM): lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:40:27 PM): love u
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:40:37 PM): kick rock you haffa
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:41:32 PM): lmaoooooooooooo
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:49:00 PM): ctfuuuuuu @ yo tagline
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:49:11 PM): im still mad
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:49:18 PM): go away
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:49:57 PM):
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:50:23 PM): aww..i love u pretty lady
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:50:43 PM):  you lied to me
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:50:47 PM):
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:50:55 PM): and i believed you
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:50:57 PM): im hurt
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:51:04 PM): awwwwwwwwwwwwww
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:51:11 PM): im emotionally drained
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:51:12 PM): it was a joke...please dontbe mad..i love u
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:51:14 PM): awwwwwww
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:51:28 PM): I was ready to buy baby clothes and shit
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:51:45 PM):
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:53:00 PM): awwwww
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:53:09 PM): next time imma need to see a birth certificate, social security card, ultra sounds, every thing
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:53:23 PM): imma need fat pics of you
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:53:24 PM): all that
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:53:39 PM): lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:54:01 PM): smh @ me really being upset you aint preg though
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:54:02 PM): lol
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:54:09 PM): ok im done
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:54:11 PM): lmaooooooo
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:54:16 PM): lol
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:54:16 PM): ok, i will..just for u
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:54:20 PM): ill have brian work on it..lol
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:54:26 PM): this has gone to far
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:54:43 PM): nah thats ok
Eb0nie (3/31/2006 11:54:47 PM): dont have no kids for me
 
 
MyKel (4/1/2006 12:08:15 AM): o my god i dont know who that message was 4 but yea now im pissed that this is how i find out
cathryn_marie (4/1/2006 12:09:21 AM): its an april fools joke love
MyKel (4/1/2006 12:10:45 AM): damn u
 
 
Carl (3/31/2006 11:24:09 PM): its not mine
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:24:42 PM): lmaoooooooooooooo
 
 
Malaki (4/1/2006 10:56:36 PM): its not mine....lol
 
Paul Thompson (3/31/2006 11:31:05 PM): Congradulations...?
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:32:31 PM): thanxxxxxxxxxxx
 
 
Splash (3/31/2006 11:23:49 PM): congrats
Splash (3/31/2006 11:24:09 PM): @ least u know it's yours.. lol
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:25:04 PM): wow...what does that mean?
Splash (3/31/2006 11:25:20 PM): charlene refrence...
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:25:28 PM): oh
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:25:33 PM): u mean atleast he knows its his
Splash (3/31/2006 11:26:02 PM): dat 2
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:37:40 PM): everyone is trippin..lol
Splash (4/1/2006 12:16:05 AM): y? like ur the 1st chick to get knocked up...
cathryn_marie (4/1/2006 12:17:12 AM): its an april fools joke...i got everyone worked up, cant take tha laughter anymore..lol
Splash (4/1/2006 12:17:38 AM): aaawwwww!!!!!
Splash (4/1/2006 12:17:41 AM): lol!
Splash (4/1/2006 12:17:46 AM): u got me...
Splash (4/1/2006 12:17:58 AM): im lmao!
cathryn_marie (4/1/2006 12:17:58 AM): lollll
cathryn_marie (4/1/2006 12:18:00 AM): lmao
cathryn_marie (4/1/2006 12:18:03 AM): i got everyone
cathryn_marie (4/1/2006 12:18:12 AM): my best friend is PISSED at me..,lol
Splash (4/1/2006 12:18:38 AM): im like, that's the 2nd time that happend 2 me....
cathryn_marie (4/1/2006 12:18:50 AM): lol
 
 
Twin (4/1/2006 1:41:23 AM): ok how many months are u and why didnt u tell me before it got all out bish dont make me cut u
 
Vernard (4/1/2006 2:47:10 PM): hey !!! what room are you talkin about ... and congrats on being pregnant
 
nathan fripp (3/31/2006 11:31:21 PM): Congrats coochie
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:32:24 PM): thank u!!
nathan fripp (3/31/2006 11:38:35 PM): How far?
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:41:59 PM): month and a half
nathan fripp (3/31/2006 11:45:12 PM): Girl hoping right?
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:45:48 PM): YUP
nathan fripp (3/31/2006 11:47:25 PM): Lol
 
AmirMusaGreen (4/1/2006 1:18:28 AM): ummm...i ain't know..but uhhh...congratulations I think
AmirMusaGreen (4/1/2006 12:55:05 PM): lol
AmirMusaGreen (4/1/2006 12:55:19 PM): you suck
 
Mo (4/1/2006 5:18:30 AM): qq....umm....ok..if u say so. Good luck lil mama
 
Marlyn (4/1/2006 5:11:43 PM): WHAT THE FEEZY??????
 
Franklin (4/1/2006 3:57:40 AM): oh, uhm, congrats. I didn'
Franklin (4/1/2006 3:57:41 AM): t
Franklin (4/1/2006 3:58:03 AM): get a chance to go to the room, but thanks for the update---giggle
Franklin (4/1/2006 8:02:01 PM): good one, i'll work on one for next year
 
 
King (4/1/2006 3:05:16 PM): CAT, I didnt hear anything about it... and me being the type of person I am... Congratulations... if you need anything I can provide... let me know
cathryn_marie (4/1/2006 5:06:19 PM): it was an april fools day joke
King (4/1/2006 5:07:12 PM): and here I was going to become ya baby daddy cause you are to fly of a woman to be a single mother
cathryn_marie (4/1/2006 5:07:32 PM): im wouldnt have been a single mom..im n a relationship
King (4/1/2006 5:08:10 PM): ok, good... I will keep that in mind
King (4/1/2006 5:08:30 PM): but you know how these bruthas be doin sistas
cathryn_marie (4/1/2006 5:09:17 PM): not really..my sons father is great..never had to deal with any drama
King (4/1/2006 5:10:00 PM): then you have good sense of choosing the good people
cathryn_marie (4/1/2006 5:10:16 PM): yeah..i suppose...lol
King (4/1/2006 5:10:28 PM): grrrr
King (4/1/2006 5:10:36 PM): I fell for the april foos
cathryn_marie (4/1/2006 5:10:42 PM): lolllllll
 
 
MarcJones (3/31/2006 11:23:46 PM): hey!!!...I just happen to read ya stat
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:23:57 PM): lol
MarcJones (3/31/2006 11:24:17 PM): well congrads to ya
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:24:22 PM): ty
MarcJones (3/31/2006 11:24:28 PM): yw
 
 
JaimeBrown (3/31/2006 11:23:52 PM): congrats,, I haven't been in the room for months,,
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:24:32 PM): ooh ok..thanx
 
Keith (3/31/2006 11:25:54 PM): Well congradulations,
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:26:17 PM): thank u
Keith (3/31/2006 11:26:28 PM): So are you excited?
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:26:37 PM): yes
 
 
christopher_d_bell (3/31/2006 11:24:24 PM): What the...
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:24:51 PM): sorry, it was a group message
christopher_d_bell (3/31/2006 11:26:07 PM): I take it you been in chat and getting rumors about being pregnant
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:26:34 PM): someone told other people
christopher_d_bell (3/31/2006 11:27:15 PM): In chat?
cathryn_marie (3/31/2006 11:27:38 PM): yes, aol
 

Whewwwwwwwwww!! I'm a funny funny BITCH =)
 LoveltOrHatelt [1:18 P.M.]:  HEYY
LoveltOrHatelt [1:19 P.M.]:  HI U DOIN?
Ixi cathryn ixi [1:21 P.M.]:  if u dont yo lil azz out of my IMs
LoveltOrHatelt [1:21 P.M.]:  WHY R U SO MEAN
Ixi cathryn ixi [1:22 P.M.]:  I'm not mean, I dont like being bothered though and you are harassing me
LoveltOrHatelt [1:22 P.M.]:  NO IM NOT
LoveltOrHatelt [1:22 P.M.]:  IM BEIN NICE
Ixi cathryn ixi [1:23 P.M.]:  IMin me = harassing me..there is NO purpose for u to IM me, yet to harass me
Ixi cathryn ixi [1:23 P.M.]:  i will be forced to turn you into the AOL action communtity team if you continue with this harassment
Ixi cathryn ixi [1:23 P.M.]:  I am asking you to remove yourself from my instant messenger box, it is for people I know, not strangers I care not to know..thank  u in advance
LoveltOrHatelt [1:24 P.M.]:  OK THEN BYE BYE
LoveltOrHatelt [1:24 P.M.]:  BISH
Ixi cathryn ixi [1:25 P.M.]:  you will be turned to into the AOL action community team for your disrespect and calling me a curse name...thanx
 


Sunday, March 05, 2006

Sunday, March 5, 2006
6:47:32 PM EST
 
Okay, I'm just posting...Nothing really to write about...Same ole same ole with me...Things are wonderful wit Brian...We're living together and enjoying life to the fulliest....Work is work....Nothing new there except that I'm bored with my job and not happy with it, so I'm looking for another one..*hint hint*...Oh, I found a lot of class mates this week on MySpace, which was rather cool...One dude insists that I know him and is rather pissed with me that I don't recall him...Thats life, lol....Anywho....Here are some funny IMs from this week =)
 
Hmmmm, well I was going to post IMs but I was just called into the other room by B and left feeling rather confused....I was searching for my posting around this time last yr, but it must be in my old AOL diary and not Xanga...I remember having stuff on my link on yahoo, but I know I did a posting...You're probably like wtf is she talking about....I did this posting on MySpace:
 
Same as last year, nothings changed with CaT -I'm posting like crazy every where for all my friends to be aware...Nothing is wrong with geting tested, some may not do it because they are scared to find out, but its worth it...I remember my first test when I was in High School (I know my B High folks remember this too)...Berkeley High school nurse, Jacqueline (the lady wit the long nails 4 my BHigh folks/Auntie Jazzi for you FBM heads), paid us 20$ to get tested (I think I took like 4 test i all, that was lunch money fool, lol)...It was a valueabe way to get us in there and it worked...I've been aware every since..Thanx Jazzi, lol...We've all had relations with condoms, which is fne and dandy as long as you know youre not passing HIV on to others...SOOOO...

March 10, 2006 marks the first annual National Women and Girls HIV/AIDS Awareness Day. This day is set to raise awareness on the increasing impact of HIV/AIDS transmission on women and girls. http://www.hivtest.org/ (find a location in your area)

Be sure to mark your calendars for National HIV testing day...On Monday (June 27), the Department of Health and Human Services, as well as local health officials, will offer free, fast and confidential HIV counseling and testing to people at more than 11,500 http://www.hivtest.org/ (find a location in your area)

We repost a lot of shit on this mug, how about we repost something of importtance and spread the word....Cat =)

PS: Love ya Auntie Jazzi, lol
 
Okay, I don't see the big deal with being tested and wanting your friends to be tested on a regular too....I don't know about everyone else, but my last test was on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 and I'm proud that I get tested on a regular...Thats not to say I fuck niggaz on a regular with no condom, but people get tested and its not always detected right away...Brian has a problem with my posting though, obviously...He asked me if there was something I needed to tell him...I thought he was playing at first and I was laughing, but he said he was serious....*blink*.....Whats so wrong with getting tested?...Thats the exact reason I do postings like that man, people dont take HIV and AIDS serious...
 

Estimated HIV diagnoses by race/ethnicity and year

Race/ethnicity Year of diagnosis
2001 2002 2003 2004
White, not Hispanic 11,242 11,352 11,097 11,806
Black, not Hispanic 21,556 20,237 19,310 19,206
Hispanic 7,714 6,964 7,078 6,970
Asian/Pacific Islander 279 319 367 394
American Indian/Alaska Native 171 202 187 208
 
 
I went to a school where they made us aware and we got tested...Now if thats a problem, I don't know what to say....Its bothering me because he is dead ass serious...He and I don't have sex without a condom, hell, we've only had sex a hand full of times because we DON'T have condoms...I will admit "CJ" and I didn't always use a condom, but during my time with him I was tested twice (2 times a yr is what docs recommand) and he was tested as well....Before him, hmmmmm..I don't even know who was the last person I related with and didn't use a condom....Heck even when I was with my sons Father for the 5 years we were together, you better believe I made him strap up...I got wind of him having a STD once, gave me a bladder and kidney infection, that's all I needed to make me have him use a condom....Savonne and I didn't use condoms, that was in like 2002....I don't like what Brian was trying to say, not one bit....Part of me wants to cry, but I'm not sure why...I mean, it bothers me that he makes a positive thing into a negative thing.....But at the same time my feelings are hurt...I scratched my nose a few days ago and made the sore reopen yesterday after scrubbing my face when I washed it, he asks me what happened and I tell him I just scratched myself, now he's asking me if its HIV related....smh...I guess....The fuckin sore isnt even there anymore..I had a fuckin hang nail, didn't know it when I brought my hand up to my nose and I scratched myself....I tend to clean the pores in my nose by pushing my nose up and having all the white pores come out and when doing so, I reopened the scratch.....Can ya tell I'm pissed? LOL....Never in my life....Man, I would ask "CJ" about him being tested, he was like hey, wanna see my papers....I tell him about me getting tested each time and he never had a problem with it..Who has a problem with someone getting tested?? WTF??
 
Okay, IM posting time, lol
 
 Aftmitchell [10:08 P.M.]:  whats up
ixi cathryn ixi [10:20 P.M.]: 
nothin
Aftmitchell [10:21 P.M.]: 
u got a pic
ixi cathryn ixi [10:21 P.M.]: 
nope
Aftmitchell [10:23 P.M.]: 
well thats ok its not about the looks all the time so people say
ixi cathryn ixi [10:23 P.M.]: 
i guess...i have a bf...so its about nothing
Aftmitchell [10:24 P.M.]: 
im not getting smart or anything but who asked about your bf
ixi cathryn ixi [10:26 P.M.]: 
ure asking for my pics, telling me its not about the looks and everything ure telling me means nothing becuz im n a relationship....i have pics, but i figured ud kick rocks when i said no..but ure still here...so i said i had a bf again in hopes ud kick rocks..but no..so hopefully now ull get the hint :D
Aftmitchell [10:30 P.M.]: 
kick rocks i mean it really doesnt matter if you want to talk to me or not to me its just a brush off the shoulder
ixi cathryn ixi [10:31 P.M.]: 
rightttttttt.bye bucko
Aftmitchell [10:31 P.M.]: 
choa
ixi cathryn ixi [10:32 P.M.]: 
uve got a virus btw...u may want to look into that
Aftmitchell [10:33 P.M.]: 
what are u talking about? describe.
ixi cathryn ixi [10:35 P.M.]: 
ur PC has a virus....have u seen ur profile?..
ixi cathryn ixi [10:35 P.M.]: 
it says ure a 19 yr old wht girl
ixi cathryn ixi [10:36 P.M.]: 
u clicked some lil nasty link and it has taken over ur computer
Aftmitchell [10:37 P.M.]: 
damn so what can i do about that
ixi cathryn ixi [10:37 P.M.]: 
email sxxyslave@aol.com and tell her u need help getting rid of  a virus...tell her KiTTeE told u to email her
Aftmitchell [10:38 P.M.]: 
stop playin
ixi cathryn ixi [10:41 P.M.]: 
?? im helpin u out..ure being ignorant..bye
Aftmitchell [10:42 P.M.]: 
ok ok no dont go i just wrote it down
Aftmitchell [10:50 P.M.]:  come back
 
 
 
 Rmwisdom1 [7:55 P.M.]:  hey how are you
ixi cathryn ixi [7:55 P.M.]:
  ok
Rmwisdom1 [7:56 P.M.]:
  i have been talking to for so long...i loving your attitude pic ...and i have not giving up...i feel that we could connect
Rmwisdom1 [7:57 P.M.]:
  love your ring
ixi cathryn ixi [8:00 P.M.]:
  who are u? and what tude pic?...thanx 4 the compliment on the ring...it was a gift from my BOYFRIEND
Rmwisdom1 [8:01 P.M.]:
  well if you are taken there is no pooint...i guess you have...what you need and want...i am looking i just thought you were...a good one
Rmwisdom1 [8:03 P.M.]:
  ok
ixi cathryn ixi [8:04 P.M.]:
  take care
Rmwisdom1 [8:04 P.M.]:
  u to
 
 
 
 ManE609 [10:53 A.M.]:  hello
ixi cathryn ixi [10:53 A.M.]: 
yea
ManE609 [10:55 A.M.]: 
yea
ixi cathryn ixi [10:55 A.M.]: 
did u need something?
ManE609 [10:55 A.M.]: 
you rude
ManE609 [10:55 A.M.]: 
how you doin
ixi cathryn ixi [10:55 A.M.]: 
ok
ixi cathryn ixi [10:55 A.M.]: 
are u done?
ManE609 [10:56 A.M.]: 
lol bye then bitch
ixi cathryn ixi [10:56 A.M.]: 
you're such a manly man....
ManE609 [10:57 A.M.]: 
and you such womenly women....
ixi cathryn ixi [10:57 A.M.]: 
i know i am...but you my friend are behaving like a lil child
ManE609 [10:57 A.M.]: 
i was just trying to conversate with you and you was be rude
ixi cathryn ixi [10:58 A.M.]:  ok..coversate is not a word and IM not intrested in conversing with you...I think I have that right...not to mention it says Im not intrested in my profile ixi cathryn ixi [10:59 A.M.]: 
I didnt disrespect you however and call you a name like some 5th grader
ixi cathryn ixi [10:59 A.M.]: 
so please remove your simple ass from my IMS..thanx
ManE609 [10:59 A.M.]:  ight bye
 
 
cathryn_marie (3/5/2006 12:44:17 AM): im not interested..thanx tho
fromt2time (3/5/2006 12:45:36 AM): what are you not interested in exactly
cathryn_marie (3/5/2006 12:46:46 AM): holding a meaningless conversation with a stranger
fromt2time (3/5/2006 12:47:22 AM): huh, I feel ya. my bad tho
cathryn_marie (3/5/2006 12:49:02 AM): no prob..take care
fromt2time (3/5/2006 12:49:30 AM): ok cool, so you don't like man. peace
 
JOKE.....
(((RING))))
**Pick Up**

Child:"Hello?"

Daddy:"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"

Child:"No Daddy, She`s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle
Frank"

Daddy:After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you
haven`t got an Uncle Frank"

Child:"Oh yes I do, and he`s upstairs in the room with Mommy,
right now"

**Brief Pause**

Daddy:"Uh, okay then, ...this is what I want you to do. Put
the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on
the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that
Daddy`s car just pulled into the driveway"

Child:"Okay Daddy, just a minute"

**A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone **

Child:"I did it Daddy"

Daddy:"And what happened honey?" he asked

Child:"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no
clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped
over the! rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she
isn`t moving at all!"

Daddy:"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Frank?"

Child:"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He
was all scared and he jumped out of the back window
and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn`t know
that you took out the water last week to clean it, he
hit the bottom of the pool and I think he`s dead"

***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause***

Caller:Swimming pool?? ...Is this 555-7039??????"

Child:No

Click..........
 
 
 
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Saturday, February 25, 2006

Saturday, February 25, 2006
11:20:02 PM EST  
 
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Hey Ya'll!! lol...Yes, I'm still alive!! What's new in my life? Hmmmm...This week was a rather turmoil week....
 
Before I get into my week though, I want to share my DAY today =)...Brian and I finally spent time apart for a couple of days; we went to see his family in Dallas, Wed - Fri...He got back last night and it was so good to see him....For the 1st time in my life I feel like I'm in a REAL relationship...Him walking in the door last night made me so extremely happy...I missed him a lot...We went straight to bed, for the most part, last night...This morning we woke up @ 6:50, as fuckin always...guurrrrrr!! We cuddled, talked and chilled in bed for a minute, then we finally got up...He went to shave and I made him breakfast...I made him eggs, biscuits, rice (he's country), bacon and sausage...umm umm BITCH!! We laid around a little more and then we watched movies!!Anywayyyyyyy...Honey showered, then I showered and as always I put lotion all over him and spoiled him, lol...I later washed his hair for him and we watched the tube some more...We took some lazy around the house pics and chilled some more..I made him lunch and we watched more TV....And then he made me dinner...My baby makes the BEST steaks ever in life, son!! DUDE...I fucked nutted on myself with the 1st bite, lol....That was MY wonderful day =)
 
Okay and now to my week, lol
 
SUNDAY - I go to my Sister's house to say goodbye to my Cousin Jen...Sister got rather touchy and what not..Told me I was on a mission for bringing Brian over the house with me without calling...I apologized but she kept going on and on about her POSSIBLY having company and having men in her life that she doesn't want me to know about and blah blah blah...DIDN"T I SAY SORRY?!? Why she was tripping off something that "MAY HAVE" been the case? Why wasn't sorry enough? I just went to say bye to my Cousin..She didn't think she would see me and I wanted to surprise her....Shoot me!!! I guess because she is still seeing "Archer" (the guy I used to talk to that she fucked) and he's always at her house, she felt it would have been awkward...Again, I was just trying to see Jen..I was with Brian, as always and he took me over there....I'm not trying to invade her space with her private men, that's for sure....
 
MONDAY - I can't recall Monday, except for I went to my job that I so hate now....I went and got my ring sized and stopped off and got Brian a long steamed rose and 2 cards...Got a card for Chipmunk too...Brian and I had a spat that evening, it really sucked...I said some mean things to him, I hurt him and I hurt myself by hurting him...Everything was worked out by the time we went to bed though...He knows that I love him and I admire him being understanding with me.....
 
TUESDAY - I'm at work, frustrated as usual with the job and started having chest pains..My supervisor was worried for me when I started crying so she took me to the ER...I don't really know why I was crying, I've been crying a lot lately...I think it was because of my cycle..*shrug*....So I'm in the ER, I didn't really want Brian to see me like that, but of course he's stubborn and came to be by my side...He's such a loving person, he laid his head on my bed and that's how we were for a few hours....We shared stories and talked a lot, it was NICEEEEEEE...When the doctor gave me the option to stay over night or go home, I chose to go home because I didn't want him up there with me all night...I know he wouldn't have left and I wanted him to be comfortable...He just wanted to be there for me....I'm not big on people sitting up in the ER with me all day..My sister and brothers came to see me and they were there for only a short moment and he thought it was fucked up, but that's how I'd rather have it...I don't like people feeling sorry for me...Did I mention my sister didn't bother to even say HI to Brian when she saw him in the room with me?
 
WEDNESDAY - Brian left for Dallas and I for the 1st time in 4 weeks stayed @ my house....I had some cleaning to do because of my brother and his best friend...My dayum house smelled like weed and what not..guurrrrrr.....I had to wash my covers and what not, did some heavy pine sol cleaning!! I decided to wash and color my hair too...B mentioned me coloring my hair black once, so I went for it....It actually looks rather nice on me =).....My night was long and boring..OH, when I got home I got a call from Momz about my Great Uncle passing away....Hit me kinda hard, so I just chilled to myself before I actually called B....I called him @ 8 and said goodnight, lol....A few of my friends called and were shocked to actually catch me at home....suckers, lol
 
THURSDAY - Another day without B..*sigh* Everyone at work loved and noticed my hair color....COOL!! Day went by slow and I wanted to badly to just go to Brian's house and I would have if I didn't get written up at work..Rat bastards....I was scared of being late for work the next day so I didn't go to his house...He and I talked when I got home for a while..Talked later that night again for like 2 hrs, in the middle of the night actually....Woke up the next morning to a call from him (around 6:50 *sigh)....I couldn't wait for the day to be over because I was going to his house fa sho the next day....
 
FRIDAY - YaY!! B would be back today, lol...Fuckin day went by so slow man!! I came to his house though and waited for him to come home to me...Of course I cleaned up and had everything perfect for him on his return...He finally made it home around 11...Would have been home sooner but it was raining...He told me for the 1st time he actually slowed down with his driving because he was worried about getting into an accident and not being able to see me....That touched me, he's been through a lot man and I'm happy he is finally happy with his life...I make him happy and bring sunshine in his life..I feel the same way with him...Before we hooked up we were 2 people who worked, came home, sat on aol and went to bed...We weren't trippin off meeting anyone, just wanted to be alone...Our lives has a new meaning now and I look forward to spending my life with him...When he walked thru the door last night and kissed me, my life felt complete again....
 
Okay, I gotta go....I feel like I'm neglecting him right now (not only because he told me I am and he's pouting) and I want to go watch a movie with him or something...So I'm OUTTTTTT!!!



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